第103章、燃烧的人鱼5疯狂的鲨鱼老师
作者：火心平
三天前，我在水晶小学三年级三班的教室里，给学生们上课。前半节课学生们都很认真，后半节课，学生都困了，一个个哈欠连天。
一问才知道，昨天，教数学的鲨鱼老师给学生们布置的回家作业太多了，大多数学生都做到11点半才完成，有两个动作慢的学生甚至做到12点半。
现在孩子学习太苦了，教育部门每年都在说给学生减负，可是孩子们的书包却越来越重，学习压力越来越大。
我一直坚持让孩子们轻松快乐地学习，从来不给学生布置回家作业，所有的知识都让学生在课堂里掌握，所有的难题都在学校里解决。我是教语文的，我教的学生语文成绩都很优秀。
章鱼校长为了让差生提高学习成绩，总是把学校里最差的班级交给我。我接到最差的班级之后，总是想方设法让把最差班级变成最好的班级。.
打哈欠是因为大脑里缺氧了。
学习需要大量的氧气。所以，我让学生们全体起立，教她们做三个深呼吸。学生们照做了。
三个深呼吸做过之后，学生们的状态明显好转。
为了调动学生们的学习的热情，我播放了热烈奔放的流行音乐，教孩子们随着音乐，上下左右、摇头摆尾地用脑袋和尾巴写今天的生字。枯燥乏味的文字，融进夸张搞笑的舞蹈中，孩子们在音乐、舞蹈和欢笑声中，不知不觉进入了最佳的学习状态。
下课之前，学生们把所有的生字都记住了。
下课了，学生们纷纷涌上讲台，把我团团围住，不让我离开教室，嚷着让我给他们讲故事，说听我的故事可以提神，否则下一节课会犯困会打瞌睡。
“好，讲故事就讲故事吧。你们想听什么故事？“
学生们异口同声地回答道：“我们要听《小鸡的天鹅梦》！“
“好，我就给你们讲《小鸡的天鹅梦》吧。”
孩子们最喜欢听童话故事了，见我愿意留在教室里讲故事，他们一个个张大眼睛，竖起耳朵，打起了十二分的精神，准备听故事了。
可就在这时，鲨鱼老师突然推门进来，大声说道：“还有一个多月就要期末考试了，你们有空听故事，不如多做些练习题。你们不要小瞧这课间10分钟，6个课间10分钟就是1个小时，1个小时能做很多习题。你们应该把每一个课间10分钟充分利用起来，多做练习。”
我说：“这不科学！大脑不可能持续不断的工作和学习。学生需要休息，需要放松，需要劳逸结合。“
学生们异口同声地说：“我们要休息，要放松，要劳逸结合。”
鲨鱼老师狠狠地瞪了我一眼，然后转向学生，凶巴巴地说道：“如果期末考试考不好，放假之后，你们谁也别想休息。暑假作业给我做20000道题！“
“哦，这太疯狂了！“一向反对题海战术的我，听到这惊人数字，忍不住脱口而出：“我反对！“
话一出口，我立即捂住嘴巴。因为，我突然意识到，我应该和鲨鱼老师私下里沟通，而不应该当着学生的面直接发出反对的声音，这样太不给他面子了。但是，已经晚了。
学生们不约而同地拍着课桌，大声喊道：“反对！反对！！反对！！！“
“欣萍老师，你竟敢教学生们一起来反对我？我要把你们统统吃掉，然后变成大便。“鲨鱼老师气炸了，张开血盆大口，向我们猛冲过来。
我连忙对学生们喊道：“散开！大家赶紧逃！——“
同学们四处逃散了，鲨鱼老师没有抓到学生，转身扑向了我。
我闪身躲过。
鲨鱼老师一下子撞在了窗户上，顷刻间，窗户上的玻璃碎了。鲨鱼老师卡在了破碎的玻璃窗里，锋利的玻璃碎片扎进了他的身体，他进退两难，鲜血直流。
鲨鱼老师痛得直大叫，窗户上的碎玻璃被他的喊声震下来，砸到他的头上，他又发出一阵惨叫声。
章鱼校长闻讯赶过来，指着鲨鱼老师，大声训斥道：“你竟敢在教室里公然恐吓学生和老师，还破坏公物。像你这样的道德败坏的鱼渣，不配做我们水晶学校的老师，你赶紧走吧！从今以后再也不要踏进水晶学校半步。“
“啊！——“鲨鱼老师大吼一声，猛地从破碎的玻璃窗里挣扎出来，一口把章鱼校长吞了下去。
学校两个保安——虾兵和蟹将奔过来，想要抓住鲨鱼老师。
可是，鲨鱼老师张开血盆大口，把虾兵和蟹将全都吞到了肚子里。
我带着学生们慌忙逃出了水晶学校，向海面游去。
鲨鱼老师对我们穷追不舍，眼见就要追到我们了。
我赶紧带领着学生们一起跃出海面，鲨鱼老师也紧跟着我们跃出海面。
腾空跃起的鲨鱼老师，张开大嘴，露出锋利的牙齿，要在海面上空一口吞了我们。
可是，就在这时，鲨鱼突然变成了石雕，轰地落入大海，沉了下去。
我和学生们逃过了一劫。
是谁在关键时刻，把鲨鱼变成石雕，救了我们？
我在海面上，抬头仰望天空，四处寻找那个救命恩人。
可是，一群海鸥猛地扑下来，扎到海水里，要抓我学生。
我连忙大叫：“快逃！“
Crazy shark teacher
Three days ago， I taught the students in the classroom of three grade three grade in crystal primary school. In the first half of the class， the students were very serious， and in the second half of the class， the students were stuck， yawning and yawning.
Yesterday， asking to just know， teach math shark teacher gave the students too much homework， most students do at half past eleven to finish， there are two slow students even do it at half past twelve.
Now that the kids are learning too hard， the education department says it's going to be negative for students every year， but the kids' bags are getting heavier and heavier.
I have always insisted on the children relaxed and happy learning， never home homework to the student， lets the student in the classroom to master all the knowledge， solve all the problems in school. I teach Chinese， and my students are excellent in Chinese.
The head of the octopus always gave me the worst class in the school to improve his academic performance. After receiving the worst class， I always managed to make the worst class the best class.
Yawning is because the brain is starved of oxygen.
Learning requires a lot of oxygen. So I asked the students to stand up and teach them to take three deep breaths. The students did.
After three deep breaths， the students' status improved significantly.
In order to mobilize students' learning enthusiasm， enthusiastic of pop music， I play to teach the children with music， up and down the left and right sides， swished up and down with head and tail to write new words today. In the dull and boring words， the children are unconsciously absorbed into the best state of study in the music， dancing and laughter.
Before class， the students memorized all the new words.
The class was over， the students have poured on to the platform， surrounded me， don't let me leave the classroom， shouts let me give them a story， said to listen to my story can be refreshing， or the next lesson will be sleepy will doze off.
“Well， tell the story. What do you want to hear?“
The students answered in chorus，“we want to hear the swan dream of chicken!“
“Well， I'll tell you the swan dream of chicken.“
The children is the most like to listen to fairy tales， see I would like to stay in the classroom to tell stories， one by one they had opened eyes， ears， make the spirit of the extremely， ready to listen to the story.
But at this moment， the shark teacher suddenly push door， loudly say:“there is more than a month will be the final exam， you have time to listen to the story， as do more exercises. Do not dismiss this recess for 10 minutes， 6 recess is 10 minutes an hour， an hour to do a lot of problem. You should put every 10 minutes take full advantage of a break up， do more exercise.“
I said，“this is not science! The brain cannot continue to work and study. Students need to rest， relax and need to work together.“
“We need to rest， relax and combine，“ the students said in chorus.
Shark teacher ruthlessly stare at me， then turned to the student， mark said，“if the final exam is not good， after the holiday， you who don't also want to have a rest. Summer vacation homework to do 20000 questions for me!“
“Oh， that's crazy! I， who had always been opposed to the sea tactics， could not help but blurt out，“I object!“
As soon as I spoke， I covered my mouth. Because， I suddenly realized that I should and sharks teacher in private communication， and should not in front of the students directly send out the voice of opposition， so too doesn't give his face. But it was too late.
The students clapped their desks and shouted，“no! No!!!!!
“Teacher， how dare you teach the students to come against me? I'm going to eat you all， and then shit.“ The shark's teacher blew up and opened his mouth wide and rushed toward us.
I shouted to the students，“spread out!
The students scattered around， the shark teacher didn't catch the student， turned and jumped on me.
I dodged.
The teacher hit the window， and the glass shattered on the window. The shark was stuck in the broken glass， and the sharp pieces of glass were in his body.
The shark's teacher screamed in pain， and the broken glass on the window was knocked down by his shout and hit him on the head.
Octopus were called to the principal， pointing to the shark teacher， loudly scold a way:“how dare you openly threatening students and teachers in the classroom， and vandalism. Demoralization fish slag， like you don't deserve to do our crystal school teacher， you hurriedly go! From now on never to set foot in crystal school half a step.“
“Ah!“--“the shark's teacher yelled， and suddenly he struggled out of the broken glass， and swallowed the master octopus.
The school's two security guards， the shrimp and crabs， will come and try to catch the shark teacher.
But the shark's teacher opened his mouth wide and swallowed the shrimps and crabs.
I took the students out of the crystal school and swam out to the sea.
The shark's teacher pursued us， and saw us.
I hurried out of the sea with the students， and the shark teacher followed us out of the sea.
The shark teacher， who jumped up in the air， opened his mouth wide and showed his sharp teeth and swallowed us over the sea.
But at that moment， the shark suddenly became a stone carving and fell into the sea and sank.
My students and I escaped.
Who saved us at the critical moment by turning sharks into stone carvings?
I was on the sea， looking up at the sky and looking around for the savior.
But a flock of seagulls swoop down， and into the sea， to catch my students.
I hurriedly shout:“escape!“
