Rain had not fallen for some sixty days,and for some sixty more there was no necessity that it should fall.It is spells of weather like this that set the Western editor writing praise and prophecy of the boundless fertility of the soil--when irrigated,and of what an Eden it can be made--with irrigation;but the spells annoy the people who are trying to raise the Eden.We always told the transient Eastern visitor,when he arrived at Cheyenne and criticised the desert,that anything would grow here--with irrigation;and sometimes he replied,unsympathetically,that anything could fly--with wings.Then we would lead such a man out and show him six,eight,ten square miles of green crops;and he,if he was thoroughly nasty,would mention that Wyoming contained ninety-five thousand square miles,all waiting for irrigation and Eden.One of these Eastern supercivilized hostiles from New York was breakfasting with the Governor and me at the Cheyenne Club,and we were explaining to him the glorious future,the coming empire,of the Western country.Now the Governor was about thirty-two,and until twenty-five had never gone West far enough to see over the top of the Alleghany Mountains.I was not a pioneer myself;and why both of us should have pitied the New-Yorker's narrowness so hard I cannot see.But we did.We spoke to him of the size of the country.We told him that his State could rattle round inside Wyoming's stomach without any inconvenience to Wyoming,and he told us that this was because Wyoming's stomach was empty.Altogether I began to feel almost sorry that I had asked him to come out for a hunt,and had travelled in haste all the way from Bear Creek to Cheyenne expressly to meet him.
"For purposes of amusement,"he said,"I'll admit anything you claim for this place.Ranches,cowboys,elk;it's all splendid.Only,as an investment I prefer the East.Am I to see any cowboys?""You shall,"I said;and I distinctly hoped some of them might do something to him "for purposes of amusement.""You fellows come up with me to my office,"said the Governor."I'll look at my mail,and show you round."So we went with him through the heat and sun.
"What's that?"inquired the New-Yorker,whom I shall call James Ogden.
"That is our park,"said I."Of course it's merely in embryo.It's wonderful how quickly any shade tree will grow here wi--"I checked myself.
But Ogden said "with irrigation"for me,and I was entirely sorry he had come.
We reached the Governor's office,and sat down while he looked his letters over.
"Here you are,Ogden,"said he."Here's the way we hump ahead out here."And he read us the following:
"MAGAW,KANSAS,July 5,188--
"Hon.Amory W.Baker:
"Sir,--Understanding that your district is suffering from a prolonged drought,I write to say that for necessary expenses paid I will be glad to furnish you with a reasonably shower.I have operated successfully in Australia,Mexico,and several States of the Union,and am anxious to exhibit my system.If your Legislature will appropriate a sum to cover,as I said,merely my necessary expenses--say $350(three hundred and fifty dollars)--for half an inch I will guarantee you that quantity of rain or forfeit the money.If I fail to give you the smallest fraction of the amount contracted for,there is to be no pay.Kindly advise me of what date will be most convenient for you to have the shower.I require twenty-four hours'preparation.Hoping a favorable reply,"I am,respectfully yours,"Robert Hilbrun""Will the Legislature do it?"inquired Ogden in good faith.
The Governor laughed boisterously."I guess it wouldn't be constitutional,"said he.
"Oh,bother!"said Ogden.
"My dear man,"the Governor protested,"I know we're new,and our women vote,and we're a good deal of a joke,but we're not so progressively funny as all that.The people wouldn't stand it.Senator Warren would fly right into my back hair."Barker was also new as Governor.
"Do you have Senators here too?"said Ogden,raising his eyebrows."What do they look like?Are they females?"And the Governor grew more boisterous than ever,slapping his knee and declaring that these Eastern men were certainly out of sight."Ogden,however,was thoughtful.
"I'd have been willing to chip in for that rain myself,"he said.
"That's an idea!"cried the Governor."Nothing unconstitutional about that.Let's see.Three hundred and fifty dollars--""I'll put up a hundred,"said Ogden,promptly."I'm out for a Western vacation,and I'll pay for a good specimen."The Governor and I subscribed more modestly,and by noon,with the help of some lively minded gentlemen of Cheyenne,we had the purse raised."He won't care,"said the Governor,"whether it's a private enterprise or a municipal step,so long as he gets his money.""He won't get it,I'm afraid,"said Ogden."But if he succeeds in tempting Providence to that extent,I consider it cheap.Now what do you call those people there on the horses?"We were walking along the track of the Cheyenne and Northern,and looking out over the plain toward Fort Russell."That is a cow-puncher and his bride,"I answered,recognizing the couple.
"Real cow-puncher?"
"Quite.The puncher's name is Lin McLean."
"Real bride?"
"I'm afraid so."
"She's riding straddle!"exclaimed the delighted Ogden,adjusting his glasses."Why do you object to their union being holy?"I explained that my friend Lin had lately married an eating-house lady precipitately and against my advice.
"I suppose he knew his business,"observed Ogden.
"That's what he said to me at the time.But you ought to see her--and know him."Ogden was going to.Husband and wife were coming our way.Husband nodded to me his familiar offish nod,which concealed his satisfaction at meeting with an old friend.Wife did not look at me at all.But I looked at her,and I instantly knew that Lin--the fool!--had confided to her my disapproval of their marriage.The most delicate specialty upon earth is your standing with your old friend's new wife.
