MADAME PERNELLE, ORGON, ELMIRE, CLEANTE, MARIANE, DAMIS, DORINEMADAME PERNELLE What's this? I hear of fearful mysteries!
ORGON Strange things indeed, for my own eyes to witness; You see how I'm requited for my kindness, I zealously receive a wretched beggar, I lodge him, entertain him like my brother, Load him with benefactions every day, Give him my daughter, give him all my fortune: And he meanwhile, the villain, rascal, wretch, Tries with black treason to suborn my wife, And not content with such a foul design, He dares to menace me with my own favours, And would make use of those advantages Which my too foolish kindness armed him with, To ruin me, to take my fortune from me, And leave me in the state I saved him from.
DORINE Poor man!
MADAME PERNELLE My son, I cannot possibly Believe he could intend so black a deed.
ORGON What?
MADAME PERNELLE Worthy men are still the sport of envy.ORGON Mother, what do you mean by such a speech?
MADAME PERNELLE There are strange goings-on about your house, And everybody knows your people hate him.
ORGON What's that to do with what I tell you now?
MADAME PERNELLE I always said, my son, when you were little: That virtue here below is hated ever; The envious may die, but envy never.
ORGON What's that fine speech to do with present facts?
MADAME PERNELLE Be sure, they've forged a hundred silly lies...
ORGON I've told you once, I saw it all myself.
MADAME PERNELLE For slanderers abound in calumnies...
ORGON Mother, you'd make me damn my soul.I tell you I saw with my own eyes his shamelessness.
MADAME PERNELLE Their tongues for spitting venom never lack, There's nothing here below they'll not attack.
ORGON Your speech has not a single grain of sense.I saw it, harkee, saw it, with these eyes I saw--d'ye know what saw means?--must I say it A hundred times, and din it in your ears?
MADAME PERNELLE My dear, appearances are oft deceiving, And seeing shouldn't always be believing.
ORGON I'll go mad.
MADAME PERNELLE False suspicions may delude, And good to evil oft is misconstrued.
ORGON Must I construe as Christian charity The wish to kiss my wife!
MADAME PERNELLE You must, at least, Have just foundation for accusing people, And wait until you see a thing for sure.
ORGON The devil! How could I see any surer? Should I have waited till, before my eyes, He...No, you'll make me say things quite improper.
MADAME PERNELLE In short, 'tis known too pure a zeal inflames him; And so, I cannot possibly conceive That he should try to do what's charged against him.
ORGON If you were not my mother, I should say Such things!...I know not what, I'm so enraged!
DORINE (to Orgon) Fortune has paid you fair, to be so doubted; You flouted our report, now yours is flouted.
CLEANTE We're wasting time here in the merest trifling, Which we should rather use in taking measures To guard ourselves against the scoundrel's threats.
DAMIS You think his impudence could go far?
ELMIRE For one, I can't believe it possible; Why, his ingratitude would be too patent.
CLEANTE Don't trust to that; he'll find abundant warrant To give good colour to his acts against you; And for less cause than this, a strong cabal Can make one's life a labyrinth of troubles.I tell you once again: armed as he is You never should have pushed him quite so far.
ORGON True; yet what could I do? The rascal's pride Made me lose all control of my resentment.
CLEANTE I wish with all my heart that some pretence Of peace couldbe patched up between you two
ELMIRE If I had known what weapons he was armed with, I never should have raised such an alarm, And my...
ORGON (to Dorine, seeing Mr.Loyal come in) Who's coming now? Go quick, find out.I'm in a fine state to receive a visit!
