The colossal fortune of Colonel Silas Lapham lay at the bottom of a hole which an uprooted tree had dug for him, and which for many years remained a paint-mine of no more appreciable value than a soap-mine."Here Bartley had not been able to forego another grin;but he compensated for it by the high reverence with which he spoke of Colonel Lapham'srecord during the war of the rebellion, and of the motives which impelled him to turn aside from an enterprise in which his whole heart was engaged, and take part in the struggle."The Colonel bears embedded in the muscle of his right leg a little memento of the period in the shape of a minie-ball, which he jocularly referred to as his thermometer, and which relieves him from the necessity of reading 'The Probabilities' in his morning paper.
This saves him just so much time; and for a man who, as he said, has not a moment of waste time on him anywhere, five minutes a day are something in the course of a year.
Simple, clear, bold, and straightforward in mind and action, Colonel Silas Lapham, with a prompt comprehensiveness and a never-failing business sagacity, is, in the best sense of that much-abused term, one of nature's noblemen, to the last inch of his five eleven and a half.His life affords an example of single-minded application and unwavering perseverance which our young business men would do well to emulate.
There is nothing showy or meretricious about the man.
He believes in mineral paint, and he puts his heart and soul into it.He makes it a religion; though we would not imply that it IS his religion.Colonel Lapham is a regular attendant at the Rev.Dr.Langworthy's church.
He subscribes liberally to the Associated Charities, and no good object or worthy public enterprise fails to receive his support.He is not now actively in politics, and his paint is not partisan; but it is an open secret that he is, and always has been, a staunch Republican.
Without violating the sanctities of private life, we cannot speak fully of various details which came out in the free and unembarrassed interview which Colonel Lapham accorded our representative.But we may say that the success of which he is justly proud he is also proud to attribute in great measure to the sympathy and energy of his wife--one of those women who, in whatever walk of life, seem born to honour the name of American Woman, and to redeem it from the national reproach of Daisy Millerism.
Of Colonel Lapham's family, we will simply add that it consists of two young lady daughters.
"The subject of this very inadequate sketch is building a house on the water side of Beacon Street, after designs by one of our leading architectural firms, which, when complete, will be one of the finest ornaments of that exclusive avenue.It will, we believe, be ready for the occupancy of the family sometime in the spring."When Bartley had finished his article, which he did with a good deal of inward derision, he went home to Marcia, still smiling over the thought of Lapham, whose burly simplicity had peculiarly amused him.
"He regularly turned himself inside out to me," he said, as he sat describing his interview to Marcia.
"Then I know you could make something nice out of it,"said his wife; "and that will please Mr.Witherby.""Oh yes, I've done pretty well; but I couldn't let myself loose on him the way I wanted to.Confound the limitations of decency, anyway! I should like to have told just what Colonel Lapham thought of landscape advertising in Colonel Lapham's own words.I'll tell you one thing, Marsh: he had a girl there at one of the desks that you wouldn't let ME have within gunshot of MY office.
Pretty? It ain't any name for it!" Marcia's eyes began to blaze, and Bartley broke out into a laugh, in which he arrested himself at sight of a formidable parcel in the corner of the room.
"Hello! What's that?"
"Why, I don't know what it is," replied Marcia tremulously.
"A man brought it just before you came in, and I didn't like to open it.""Think it was some kind of infernal machine?" asked Bartley, getting down on his knees to examine the package.
"MRS.B.Hubbard, heigh?" He cut the heavy hemp string with his penknife."We must look into this thing.
I should like to know who's sending packages to Mrs.Hubbard in my absence." He unfolded the; wrappings of paper, growing softer and finer inward, and presently pulled out a handsome square glass jar, through which a crimson mass showed richly."The Persis Brand!" he yelled.
"I knew it!"
"Oh, what is it, Bartley?" quavered Marcia.Then, courageously drawing a little nearer: "Is it some kind of jam?" she implored."Jam? No!" roared Bartley.
"It's PAINT! It's mineral paint--Lapham's paint!""Paint?" echoed Marcia, as she stood over him while he stripped their wrappings from the jars which showed the dark blue, dark green, light brown, dark brown, and black, with the dark crimson, forming the gamut of colour of the Lapham paint."Don't TELL me it's paint that I can use, Bartley!""Well, I shouldn't advise you to use much of it--all at once," replied her husband."But it's paint that you can use in moderation."Marcia cast her arms round his neck and kissed him.
"O Bartley, I think I'm the happiest girl in the world!
I was just wondering what I should do.There are places in that Clover Street house that need touching up so dreadfully.I shall be very careful.You needn't be afraid I shall overdo.But, this just saves my life.
Did you BUY it, Bartley? You know we couldn't afford it, and you oughtn't to have done it! And what does the Persis Brand mean?""Buy it?" cried Bartley."No! The old fool's sent it to you as a present.You'd better wait for the facts before you pitch into me for extravagance, Marcia.Persis is the name of his wife; and he named it after her because it's his finest brand.You'll see it in my interview.
Put it on the market her last birthday for a surprise to her.""What old fool?" faltered Marcia.
"Why, Lapham--the mineral paint man."
"Oh, what a good man!" sighed Marcia from the bottom of her soul."Bartley! you WON'T make fun of him as you do of some of those people? WILL you?""Nothing that HE'LL ever find out," said Bartley, getting up and brushing off the carpet-lint from his knees.
