父子俩请人插秧，做好一桌饭菜，连一个人也没请来。于是，父亲对儿子说：“我们吃得多，插的多！”
两人慢慢地把一桌子的饭菜都吃完了。
父子俩走到田边，谁也没下田。父亲对儿子说：“你为啥不下田，难道胀坏了？”
儿子回答说：“我胀得肚子痛。”
父亲骂道：“你这号傻瓜，吃得没节制，老子要不是胀得弯不得腰，非拾块石头砸死你不可！”
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